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2006-7 Team

Mapes Michael Mapes ---Michael is a Entertainment Management major from LeMars, Iowa (the ice cream capital of the world). He is unusually fast & clear, and thinks in thematic amalgams. You can learn more about Michael (and his interest in critical literature, feminist philosophy, and quizilla.com) by reading his live journal at www.livejournal.com/users/michaelmapes. Michael can be reached at Mapes242@MissouriState.edu.

Michael & Matt Bostick have received a 1st round at-large bid to the 2006 National Debate Tournament!
Ozzy Martin Osborn - Having immigrated across the Rio Grande, Martin Osborn marks a rare break in a long chain of Mexican boxing Osborns. Raised by a set of highly-skilled maids and his wealthy grandparents, life on the white sandy beaches of Mexico instilled him with very little "appreciation" for second-rate activity and pastimes. At some point Osborn's healthy respect for authority wafted out to sea along with the soft sound of Mariachi guitars and the sway of Spanish horns. Despite his "scrap" and "wit" Martin is best known for his complete lack of showering habits. Seriously, this guy is more rank than a Mike Kearney-divised neg strategy against an S.U.V. case. Usually sporting a case with huge impacts, he and his partner can be found spread out like fake cheese on a cracker at almost any moment at a debate tournament or practice round against novices.

But hey, Martin & Mike Kearney went 7-1 at Districts, so he's now a THREE time NDT Qualifier! Investigate further at drmosbornesq@gmail.com.
Sheena Sheena Walters -Sheena is a chemistry major from Emporia, Kansas. She is a Presidential Scholar and was recently honored by winning the CRC Freshman Chemistry Student of the Year Award. This was Sheena's first year in college debate. She participated in elimination rounds of several junior varsity tournaments, and was the tournament champion in the junior division of the Heart of America tournament at the University of Kansas. Her hobbies include shopping and her goal is to never wear he same outfit twice. She can be contacted for fashion advice at Sheena323@MissouriState.edu.
Angry debater Jessica Johnson – Jessica Johnson, frosh debater at Missouri State University, grew up in exciting and adventurous Lyons, Kansas where there was always something to do. Ok, so the last part is a lie but it was a good childhood nonetheless. She supposedly developed numerous talents here that include playing the piano and tennis but she's either too embarrassed to exhibit these talents or just doesn't have time because she's always cutting cards. Be warned if you become her partner that she has bad luck at the first tournament and but never fear, this is not a trend as she competed in out rounds at the Heart of America and Georgetown. For the most part, she's tame unless there's a bowl of ice cream in front of her which she will use to make a large mess and then procede to belch for awhile. If this isn't enough to tell her apart from the rest of the team, she's the nice one who looks like she's 12 and can usually be heard giggling or saying, "Golly gee!" or "Holy Cow!" from down the hall. She likes snowball fights and playing fantasy sports but is not very good at either one so go ahead and challenge her for a good laugh at Jessica2004@MissouriState.edu.
Kearney Mike Kearney - Michael Wayne Kearney IV just completed his second year of debate for Missouri State University. Kearney is known widely as the greatest Missouri high school debater ever and is regularly referred to as the most handsome debater on the circuit; however, Kearney does not stop at being a stud, oh no, he is secretary of College Democrats, the official CEDA student topic representative, and defending champion of at least one major national tournament. When asked about possible flaws Kearney replied, “My only flaw is that I’m too humble.” He presently debates with Martin Osborn who, despite his questionable judgement, is useful to him. If you are a parent, or just an admirer, you can find him at Kearney240@MissouriState.edu.
Clay Clay Webb - Clay Webb was born. It was good. He attended Greenwood Laboratory School, that was fine as well. Clay will graduate in 2008, that will not be that good. One day he will rule the world, and at his right hand will be his son Jake. Jake is a testament to all things good…..People really like Jake……Jake Machine…BAM! Seriously, Clay is planning to head to Chicago someday. He just needs someone to let him drive them, and parental permission. You can offer him advice on any of his problems at Webb767@MissouriState.edu.
Natalie Natalie Pennington – Natalie Pennington was born in Texas and has been in policy debate since she was a small child. Her break onto the college scene was peppered with success. After winning many JV tournaments, she and partner Naci Scamp entered open. They lost many rounds in open, but eventually finished 4-4 at nationals, proving that they were finally among the average. She has a famous sister and is known to keep shady company. Her fan base in her state of birth is ever-growing, and some of them are even allowed to write her at Natalie917@MissouriState.edu.
Blake Blake Moore - Blake Moore, coming off the heels of an illustrious career as a southwest Missouri high school debater, debates for Missouri State. Now a sophomore, Blake just wishes that he could find that one true love. A hopeless romantic, he was known to forsake many a round in favor of writing love poetry to any potential interests. If anyone has a thing for small mammals, please, for the love of god, contact him at Blake434@MissouriState.edu.

P.S. He's a lazy sack.
MMapes Maggie Mapes - Frosh from Lamars, IA.
Meggie Danielle Bender - Frosh from the K.C. Area.
Prothro Willie Prothro - Frosh from the St. Louis Area
Jamie Jamie Pawlikowski - Frosh from the Nixa Area
Josh Josh Gardner - Frosh from Springfield
Sam Sam Westervelt - Frosh from Springfield